excuse you our porn is of the finest quality
excuse you our porn is of the finest quality
dont fuck with a crazy man in a box
Lol
(Source: iraffiruse)
I don’t have the attention span for job sites that have 12092923930393 lines of information for you to fill out. Damn bitch lemme submit my resume and fuck off with that shit.
(Source: yololikeahomo)
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
Im like 2 months away from two decades
2 decades 2 years -_-
My childhood is over.
Go sit in the corner!
nobody should ever see this
…..
This is horrible.
I wasn’t expecting that. I don’t know why.
Love this movie.
(Source: catnipeverdeens)
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(Source: candidcaptures)
shout out to those with complex relationships with their mothers
being bombarded today with messages about how everyone should/has to love their mom, that your mom should be your best friend, basically being forced into celebrating/acknowledging…
Not this:
But this:
this might be difficult to hear, but, not eating McDonald’s doesn’t actually make you better than anyone else.